CATCHALL/OVERFLOW FOR MEMES

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[Junkrat half-laughs at the sound of that stammering, the sound like sandpaper; he pushes the machine's back against the door roughly, and starts attempting to strip him.]

Looks like I got the upper hand this time, 'eh, bot?

[tekhartha]

[Zenyatta's back slams hard against the door. In the next moment there are hands scrabbling at his hips; there's the sound of fabric straining, metal scuffing metal, and before he knows it his pants are around his ankles.]

Jamie- hold on a moment-- [His voice skips a beat. He's already trying to grab Jamie's shoulders, hands, anything, just to get him to slow down.]

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[Jamison gives a growl of frustration when the machine grabs his hands, and he stops short, narrowing his eyes at him.]

What?!

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[But he does stop, and that is what makes the lasting impression on Zenyatta. He wrangles his tone into something like his usual calm.]

You are quite alright? Not hurt, or angry with me?

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[Well, yeah. He's not a creep.

... he doesn't even realize that that particular train of thought implies his belief in Zenyatta's sentience.

He rolls his eyes, grumbling.]

I'm fine! How the hell would you've-- no, no no no, just forget it, awright? I'm fine! Now can we get this show on the road or what?

[tekhartha]

[That, in fact, is what snags on Zenyatta's attention the most; until now he has seemed, for the most part, to be- well- a sex object, there entirely for Jamie's gratification.

This, though... still recovering, he manages a light, almost (but not quite) adoring laugh.]

In that case... please. [He spreads his palms, guiding them down his body as if in display.] Be my guest.

[the real question is will he figure out the modesty panel]

SEXTING STOLEN FROM THE SEXTING MEME FOR ZENYATTA

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[zenyatta receives a photo taken in a mirror of jamie sitting atop a dildo, the toy buried right up to the hilt in him in the hole of your choice.

there's no context given. just an extremely nfsw photograph.]

jamie you are a blessing

[tekhartha]

[Well. That certainly is a thing to unexpectedly open up. Good thing he's not in the monastery or a meeting.

Admittedly he's distinctly embarrassed by it- but he does see the funny side, among others.]

Goodness. You ARE flexible, aren't you? Thank you for sharing this with me.

Is that one new?

don't encourage him

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yeah heh heh, jealous???

[Does he mean of the toy, or of him? Either one, really.]

zenyatta only knows how to encourage

[tekhartha]

"Impressed" would be more accurate. But I will agree, if it pleases you.

why...

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[The next response he gets is another photo-- Jamie's pulled off of the toy, and is sitting beside it, showing off the toy's rather... impressive size.

... it also shows just how slick the toy is, though. Wonder what Jamie was thinking of while using it, huh?]

because he is the worst as well as the best

[tekhartha]

[Oh, my. Someone's obviously been having a good time- albeit a good time that may well have started on the uncomfortable side.

But, some small part of him whispers, that's good. That's shade with the light. Before Zenyatta realises it he's giving a thoughtful shiver.]

I hope you are not trying to give me a complex, Jamie. Or hint at something.

FAIR ENOUGH

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[Honestly, the discomfort probably only got Jamie off even more.]

like you cant just get a fancy new one whenever you want. sides this one dont move by itself

[tekhartha]

I could. That does not mean that I would like to.

I am also sure you could put your genius to the task of creating one that does.

[It would be such a positive contribution to society!!]

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mate those already exist an yeah i could make one but why bother eh, could always just call you over instead, same thing

[tekhartha]

If I did not know you any better, Jamison Fawkes, I would think you just suggested that I am better than any gadget you could build.

[a pause.]

At fucking you, at least.

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nah im just lazy and why put time into makin a mechanical dick when u got one laying around that wont stop tryin to make you like it anyways

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I do not think I have to try to "make you like" my dick, Jamie.

[THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT ZENYATTA.]

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WOW SOMEBODY GOT THEIR SASSY PANTS ON TODAY!!!!!!!!

[goddammit, why is he still having this conversation. he could be riding this dildo to victory.

maybe he'll give zenyatta a call and do just that.]

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You are a terrible influence on me. ;)

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good maybe youll be less of a fuckin goody two shoes soon

[hey zenyatta

phone call]

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[Hello there. He answers immediately.]

Sitting comfortably, Jamie?

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[--!!!

He sputters. Zenyatta's supposed to be shocked by this call!! Goddammit!!!

He tries to recover as fast as he can, though, cackling.]

I'm about to be!

[Zenyatta'll be able to hear some movement... and then a little noise as Jamie presses himself against the tip of the toy again.]

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[Ah, that's sweet. Zenyatta stifles a little chuckle, knowing better than to court Junkrat's rage so early in their conversation. Besides, he's already being quite expressive enough; it's amazing, how much one little noise can reveal about one's actions.]

Please do not force it on my account, Jamie. I want you to enjoy yourself while you try to spite me.

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[Jamison's only vocal response to Zenyatta is a little growl of frustration.

He then promptly decides to focus on getting off instead, and he lowers himself further onto the toy; he whimpers quietly into the phone, as honest as it is for show.]

... heh heh... maybe you should be worried...